Putting the Profit in False Prophesy

By Wally Hayman
Now look at them yo-yos - that’s the way you do it,
You play prophet on the moron tv.
Workin' aint workin’ - that’s the way you do it,

Money for nothin’ and your checks are free.
Money for nothin’ and a toaster for free!
Money for nothin’ WILL SET- YOU- FREE! Now look at them yo-yos - that’s the way you do it,

Okay - end of musical spoof, so read on...
It gets better - promise.